GOT SCAMMED GOOD

Yeah, so like you know/believe me/get this, I got totally taken. This dude/chick/person was selling a watch/some sneakers/this weird thing and it was all too good to be true. Like, ridiculously cheap. I should have known better, right? But nah/I fell for it/curiosity got the best of me. Sent/Ordered/Paid the money, and then nothingness! No package